Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize

In a decision that even has liberals struggling to justify, President Obama wins the Nobel Peace Prize for promising to unilaterally disarm America's nuclear deterrent. Obama was nominated for the million dollar prize during the first twelve days of his presidency (when the deadline for nominations ended). So far, he hasn't done anything concrete to actually earn it, but why sweat details? He joins other Democrats who have won the prize, including Al Gore and Jimmy Carter... but no Republicans. Since Bill Clinton hasn't won yet, don't be surprised if Hillary wins sometime in the next four years. The prize announcement made no mention of the fact that Obama seems to have rolled over on Iran's determination to build nukes and threaten Israel and Europe. The good news is that Norway is out of Iranian missile range, so even if Europe turns radioactive, we'll still be able to enjoy plenty more Nobel Peace prizes. See Chick's THE MAD MACHINE.