Pope's UFO comments JUST IN TIME!

Good thing the Pope said it's okay to believe in alien UFOs (see earlier post) because last night at 1:14 AM, I saw one with my own eyes! It (probably) wasn't a flying saucer or anything like that, but it was certainly and Unidentified Flying Object. It looked like a meteorite, except it was bright green and lit up the entire sky. In fact, I wasn't even looking up but it was very dark (no moon) and suddenly I saw the ground turn bright green as if a green flair had been launched, so looked upward. It clearly wasn't a flair. It streaked across the sky several miles per second, then vanished in silence. If it was a flying saucer, it sure left in a hurry. Perhaps they found a Chick tract and thought they escape before before being converted. Haw-haw!