Obama Wins, GOP and Clintons Lose

Obama wins the presidential race. After eight years in exile, liberals celebrate the world over. (One called NPR to say he believed that now they could finally find a cure to cancer.) If Obama can really make the economy soar, end the war on terror, and prevent global warming, then he's destined to be a two term President. Heck, if he can do ANY of those things, we will be lucky. Unfortunately, the stock market did not show much confidence. It dropped 480 points the following day (the largest post election drop in history.) But the biggest loser seems to be Hillary Clinton. She won't get another shot for eight more years, and by then, the 18 to 22-year-olds who pushed Obama over the finish line won't even know who the Clintons were. Meanwhile, the anti-gay marriage measures seem to have passed everywhere they were on the ballot, including Florida AND California. Now we'll get to see how the liberal courts try to worm out of enforcing it. See Chick's SIN CITY.