Hillary Denies Gay Rumors

Hillary Clinton denied persistant rumors that she is a Lesbian. The rumors have dogged her for years, but it's the first time she's acknowledged them. Oddly enough, she choose to denounce the rumors in a gay magazine interview! (The Advocate.) Democrats have long courted the gay vote, and she will continue to get homosexual support whether she denies being one or not. Now the big question is, when EITHER Clinton says there was "no sex with that woman", can it possibly be true? Meanwhile, in other gay political denials, Senator Craig continues to fight his guilty plea for lewd behavior in an airport bathroom stall. Now he is said to want to reverse his resignation date as well. See Chick's SIN CITY.