O.J. Arrested for Robbery

O.J. Simpson, the football hero who murdered his ex-wife and her "friend", is finally behind bars. He burst in and "stole back" stuff that had stolen from his home and was now offered for sale by a sports memorabilia dealer. Most people would have sent the cops to fetch the material, but O.J. didn't want the law to know he had anything of value that the Goldmans might get a cut of from their successful law suit against him. Unfortunately for O.J., the dealer taped the entire episode and now he faces up to 30 years for armed robbery. Expect another book soon, "If I did that, too." See Chick's BUSTED.