Bin Laden Killed

Leader of the Terrorists Attacks against the "infidel" West, Bin Laden was killed in an overnight raid by US troops. It took ten years to bring the murderer to justice, but now he's floating somewhere at the bottom of the sea. President Obama authorized the assassination, which was carried off expertly by Navy Seals. Information about Bin Laden's messenger (which lead to his discovery) was obtained by the controversial process of water boarding during the Bush Administration, but it took years to track down the messenger and follow him to his master. It is unclear if the Obama administration will now drop charges against the CIA investigators who used the treatment to extract the information from non-cooperative prisoners. See Chick's SATAN'S MASTER.