Charlie Sheen Evokes Vatican Assassins
Just before having his sitcom pulled from production, drinking/ drug user Charilie Sheen claimed he works with Vatican assassins. In a radio interview, he said, "There's a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins."
"Guys, it's right there in the thing, duh! We work for the Pope, we murder people. We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be? What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes."
Perhaps Sheen, (from Roman Catholic roots) was referring to something he read in a Chick tract-- or perhaps he was high and was revealing a dark secret he's supposed to keep under wraps. Haw-haw-haw! It is interesting to note that he was relieved of his show duties, not after numerous arrests and rehab situations, but almost immediately after mentioning vatican assassins... See Chick's KISS THE PROTESTANTS GOOD-BYE!
"Guys, it's right there in the thing, duh! We work for the Pope, we murder people. We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be? What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes."
Perhaps Sheen, (from Roman Catholic roots) was referring to something he read in a Chick tract-- or perhaps he was high and was revealing a dark secret he's supposed to keep under wraps. Haw-haw-haw! It is interesting to note that he was relieved of his show duties, not after numerous arrests and rehab situations, but almost immediately after mentioning vatican assassins... See Chick's KISS THE PROTESTANTS GOOD-BYE!
posted by chickcomics | 5:27 PM
2 Comments:
I think if Charlie Sheen would just stay sober about two years he would experience a repressed memory of being raped by a Catholic priest as a kid. He shows a lot of signs of Prolonged PTSD that many pedo-priest victims have. Honest.
He was talking to Alex Jones, so nothing is off the table.
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