Protesters Hauled Off As Obama Preaches Tolerance

Seeking to avoid any confrontation at their commencement ceremony, the Catholic audience showed strong support for Obama while he preached tolerance for those who support abortion. In what is best described as a surreal irony, one protester was hauled off shouting, "stop murdering our children!", and the audience responded by chanting "Yes we can!" See Chick's REVEREND WONDERFUL.