Pope Makes First Brazilian Saint

The Pope makes the first Brazilian Saint, a man who passed out pills 185 years ago that were nothing but prayers to Mary wrapped up tight like a medicine. Some of the people who got better claimed it was a miracle (and those who died didn't complain much). To celebrate the new saint, 10,000 more of the "prayer pills" were dispensed to eager Catholics (and hungry Malpractice lawyers). See Chick's THE DEATH COOKIE.