Al-Qaeda celebrates Democratic Win

In a taped message to followers, the head of Al-Qaeda in Iraq celebrated the victory of Democrats in the recent election, and vowed to keep on fighting until the White House was destroyed. He also claimed there are 12,000 Al-Qaeda terrorists fighting US forces in Iraq. I guess they learned their lesson and stopped releasing these tapes before the elections, because it always seemed to hurt the party they wanted to see win. Lucky for us, politicians rarely do what you want them to do. The terrorists are about to learn the hard way that just because the party you like wins, you shouldn't expect any real changes. Haw-haw-haw! See Chick's WHO CARES?