Bikes, Dykes, and She-its

The 2nd runner up in the women's downhill mountain bike race protested her loss by one second to a she-it who had a sex change. The 2nd place winner was disciplined for wearing a T-shirt that read "100% real woman", and apologized for her protest. As to the transexual who came in first, the big question remains: Which gender bike did it ride? See Chick's Sin City.

In other bike/ hormone news, American Tour de France winner Landis lost his first place title since he had elevated levels of male hormones in his urine. (Talk about pissing off the French, now he'll have to go Oui, Oui all the way home.) Spain is the new winner. See Chick's Caught!